November 12, 2007...9:48 pm
Stinky Dog
Joey stinks. A lot. Just his face, actually. I’m using this picture, even though it’s not the best, because you can really see all his wrinkles. Suki doesn’t have a very wrinkly face, so I can get away with cleaning her folds out once a week or even once every other week and there isn’t even that much to clean.
Joey, on the other hand, needs to have his face cleaned daily. And what comes out is so disgusting…oh, man. It’s like, dark red crud that STINKS! And it’s not like I’m trying to smell it, you really can’t help but smell it! And his ears are pretty nasty, too.
So I’ve turned into a cleaning machine. I’m either cleaning Joey’s stinky face or I’m trying to express Suki’s anal glands or I’m cleaning Yesenia’s or Ava’s face or butt or I’m cleaning the house! And when I’m at work, at the end of the night it’s time to clean stuff for my sidework and I’m like “Screw that! I don’t want to clean ANYTHING EVER AGAIN”. I don’t really care if the cappuccino machine is properly cleaned, sorry.
6 Comments
November 13, 2007 at 12:25 am
OK, yuck. That’s all I can say…yuck.
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November 13, 2007 at 12:28 am
Hahaha! Yes, it is pretty gross, but I love him, so I guess that’s how I get through it!
November 13, 2007 at 10:58 pm
Haha, the shit that comes out of Zelda’s nose wrinkle smells like….ugh, I am gagging thinking about it. It’s like old farts dutch ovening themselves for like ten years, and then someone farts on the farts, and then takes a dump on the farts!
Actually, that reminds me that my farts have been unusually stinky lately…I don’t know why I wrote that, but I think you will appreciate the humor. :0)
November 13, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Oh, oh! Also, I’ve found when you’re centering a photo, you have to use the text center align button, and then if you click left align because you want to write, you have to click the “code” part of the page, where you’ll see that it actually accepted the left justification, you start writing under that, then click back to the regular posting tab, and it should go back to left justified. Does that make sense?
November 14, 2007 at 3:38 am
Unusually stinky farts always provoke deep thoughts. It’s like, “I wonder what caused that. Was it the scrambled eggs or the tuna sandwich?”
November 17, 2007 at 1:34 am
I enjoy a good stinky fart.
and pony and gotti usually save their farts all day long until i come home, so they can show me how much they love kibbles & bits & bits & bits!
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