Only a lot bigger. And, well, not exactly like that….but you get the idea. I need a fence. Badly. I am so tired of chasing the pugs out of the neighbor’s yard, seriously. I know what you’re thinking: “Why don’t you just leash them every time you take them outside?” Yes, that does sound easy, [...]
This is weird, but awesome, except for the “rape” part. I don’t know, but certain things you can just never make funny. Or maybe I’m just super sensitive to it. Whatever, enjoy!
Green Team on FunnyOrDie.com
Working in the restaurant business sucks. The money doesn’t, but the kind of crap you have to put up with is just ridiculous. I mean, I don’t understand why angry, mean people go out to dinner. Why don’t they just stay home and yell at the tv or something?
So this is what happened to me last [...]
So we were at Target yesterday and Yesenia said “Mommy, let’s go to the bakery. There’s something there that I want that I saw with Daddy.”
“What is it?”
“You’ll see”
“No, really, what is it?”
“A gingerbread house. Daddy wouldn’t buy it for me. He said it was too expensive. But I want it.”
So what did I do? Yep. I [...]
Flight of the Conchords - Bret You Got It Goin On
Oh, man, these guys are awesome. I prefer their live performances to their taped skits that were done for HBO or whatever, but this one is cute.
I obviously have nothing to talk about if I keep posting videos…sorry!
Flight of the Conchords- Business Time
“Business socks”, hahaha! I just heard these guys on “Bob & Sheri” this morning and it cracked me up, especially the end. Enjoy
Ok, WordPress, I don’t get you. I know how to center pictures, now, or at least I thought I did, but you won’t let me center the botton picture! WTF?! And, “align left” is apparently not working, since my words are centered right now. Aghhhh!!!!
Anyway, I’ve discovered the joys of etsy.com, aka “the best place on the [...]
Joey stinks. A lot. Just his face, actually. I’m using this picture, even though it’s not the best, because you can really see all his wrinkles. Suki doesn’t have a very wrinkly face, so I can get away with cleaning her folds out once a week or even once every other week and there isn’t [...]
